• Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!

• Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn!

• Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiled you could see Dorothy skipping across her teeth!

• Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk.

• Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6

• Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool.

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