• Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.

• Yo momma's so stinky the coroner picked her up while she was sleeping.

• Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her.

• Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.

• Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes.

• Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button.

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