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  • Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
  • Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
  • Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
  • Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
  • Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
  • Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
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