• Yo momma’s so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

• Yo momma’s so fat I tried to walk around her and got lost.

• Yo momma’s so fat she can jumpstart a space shuttle.

• Yo momma’s so fat on her drivers license it says pictures continued on the other side.

• Yo momma’s so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.

• Yo momma’s so fat she sat in a chair, and the chair started singing I'm going down.

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