Is that yo momma, or Shamu?

                                                                                                                                                                                       

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  • Yo momma’s so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack!
  • Yo momma’s so fat she goes to Earl Shines Auto Garage to get her toenails painted.
  • Yo momma’s so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf .
  • Yo momma’s so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
  • Yo momma’s so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat.
  • Yo momma’s so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
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