Yo momma lives off the fat of the land... Er... No, she IS the fat of the land.



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Yo momma’s so fat, she bungee jumps with a chain.
Yo momma’s so fat, she tripped on WalMart, fell over Kmart, and landed right on Target.
Yo momma’s so fat you can bungee jump with her knicker elastic.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and turned it into 4 quarters.
Yo momma’s so fat, she uses navy ships as jet skis.
Yo momma’s so fat, it takes a year to download her picture.

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