Your mother is obese.



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Yo momma’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went on a scale, it reads "To Infinity and Beyond!"
Yo momma’s so fat...she's got stretch marks on her teeth!

Yo momma's so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked passed the TV I missed three commercials.
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

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