• Yo momma’s so fat her but cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

• Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

• Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

• Yo momma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

• Yo momma's head is so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.

• Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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