Yo momma is bloated.

                                                                                                                                                                                       

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  • Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
  • Yo momma's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
  • Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
  • Yo momma's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
  • Yo momma's so fat she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
  • Yo momma's so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
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