Yo momma's so old...



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Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is expired.
Yo momma's so old when she reads the Bible she reminisces.

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