• Yo momma’s so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!

• Yo momma's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

• Yo momma's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.

• Yo momma's so old, she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.

• Yo momma's so old she owes Moses a quarter.

• Yo momma's so old, she farts out dust.

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