• Yo momma’s so old she made Fred Flintstone’s bed rock .

• Yo momma's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

• Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

• Yo momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus.

• Yo momma's so old she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

• Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

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