• Yo momma's so old, she actually walked with the dinosaurs.

• Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folk's home.

• Yo momma's so old her children's children's children's children's children's children have children of their own.

• Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age.

• Yo momma may be old, but she still parties like it's 1899.

• Yo momma's so old, she was there when they laid out plans for the pyramids.

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