• Yo momma's missing a finger and can't count past 9.

• Yo momma’s so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

• Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it.

• Yo momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in the meter and said where's my gumball.

• Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor.

• Yo momma’s so stupid,she studied for a drug test!

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