• Yo momma’s so stupid, she has a bumper sticker on her wheelchair that says "I will not be pushed around."

• Yo momma’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout!

• Yo momma’s so stupid that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on.

• Yo momma’s so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.

• Yo momma’s so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

• Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.

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