• Yo momma's so stupid it take her a half hour to make Minute Rice.

• Yo momma's so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

• Yo momma's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

• Yo momma's so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!

• Yo momma's so stupid she gets lost in thought.

• Yo momma's so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.

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