• Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

• Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!

• Yo' momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork!

• Yo momma's so ugly she could be the poster child for birth control!

• Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

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