• Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

• Yo momma's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

• Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

• Yo momma's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

• Yo momma's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!

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