• Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back.

• Yo momma's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

• Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around  her neck.

• Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

• Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled.

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