• Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said "Get back to your cage!"

• Yo momma’s so ugly she made an onion cry!

• Yo momma’s so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

• Yo momma’s so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!

• Yo momma's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

• Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're  saying.

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