• Yo momma’s so ugly, when she went into the bank they turned off the security cameras.

• Yo momma's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.

• Yo momma’s so hairy that she uses a weed wacker to shave.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, for Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.

• Yo momma's so ugly yo dad first met her at the pound.

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