• Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory .

• Yo momma’s so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.

• Yo momma’s so ugly she makes legless kids run.

• Yo momma’s so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.

• Yo momma’s so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning.

• Yo momma’s so ugly, she was on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

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