• Yo momma's so ugly when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

• Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!

• Yo momma's so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

• Yo momma's so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

• Yo momma's so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

• Yo momma's so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

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