• Yo momma's so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

• Yo momma's so ugly she make my ass pucker.

• Yo momma's so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.

• Yo momma's so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

• Yo momma's so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.

• Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.

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