• Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

• Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

• Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

• Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

• Yo momma's so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.

• Yo momma's so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.

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