• Yo momma's so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone.

• Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!

• Yo momma's so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.

• Yo momma's so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

• Yo momma's so ugly she could curdle urine.

• Yo momma's so ugly if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.

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